just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
drunk at some random house party. come get me. i thought i pulled my dick out to go piss... it was my left nut. im soaked.
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
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