try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
I woke up in a house cuddled up with a beagle on a futon. have no idea who anyone is but they all call me stretch. yeaaahhh boiiiiii
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
You yelled "NICE PAJAMAS" at a construction worker wearing a reflective jumpsuit while we rode past on a bike taxi
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
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