On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
mondays should just be called national damage control day
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
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