Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
Let's paint friendship bongs
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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