And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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