Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I woke up this morning with "guy in polar bear j.crew boxers" written on my stomach along with a 5 digit phone number...
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
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She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
The bartender just started bringing me gin and tonic in a pint glass to save himself trips...
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
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it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
I accidentally told my mom "the reason I didn't answer your call is because my phone was in my pants, on the floor"
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
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