I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
She woke me up with an urgent call telling me she was rolling on Mollie and swimming in the ocean. I mean that's just great. If she drowns, I'll feel responsible.
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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