He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
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Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
"Functional." Your standards for how you feel after drinking are so high.
When your night starts by chugging margarita and drinking vodka out of tupperware, I feel it's best to stay realistic.
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Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
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