i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
When did angry sex become our thing?
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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