You dirty dirty liar I like the way you twitter
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
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I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
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That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
It's 2017. Get with the program. Also remind me never to get margaritas with you ever on Cinco de Mayo.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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