So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
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