the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
I'm either a high functioning alcoholic or I'm making the most of the fact that this is the last year that its socially acceptable to be black-out drunk five days a week.
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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