I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
I peed in my sheets during a dream. Like straight up. A whole new drunk.
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
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