Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
note to self: Never ask your girlfriend to have a 3some with your ex...
She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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