If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
If the blood belongs to whoever dumped glitter all over my couch than the motherfucker got what was coming to them. If not, I hope they're ok.
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
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