My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
I asked you if you wanted to go to the ER, have me sew it up or just wrap it in duct tape and keep on keepin on. You just said YES. I remember very little after that.
You're a good friend.
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
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