Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
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