So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
"It's not a date, we're just spending the entire day at a concert and then getting high together." Awesome.
You have found the Promised Land of friend zones
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
I DONT HAVE A FUCKING JOB RIGHT NOW. DO YOU THINK I HAVE TIME TO WASTE GOING BACK AND FORTH WITH SOMEONE WHOS LYING, ABOUT LYING, AND JUST BEING A LIAR? HONESTLY, YES I DO HAVE TIME. BUT I HAVE A FUCKING LOT BETTER THINGS I COULD BE WASTING MY TIME DOING. LIKE ORGANIZING MY POKEMON CARD COLLECTION.
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
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