guys are not supposed to queef...right?
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
I just made my roommate a 'Hope you don't have chlamydia' cake.
Make one for john too.
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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