Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
i was just outside smoking and i saw a hooker sing "i wish i knew who your daddy was" to her new born baby. someone explain to me why i ever left chicago to go to college...
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
Whenever someone tells me they've never met a bisexual, I feel like a majestic fucking unicorn.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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