He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
Microwaved placenta is very unpleasant.
i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
Randomize
