i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
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