Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
Dude I got in an Uber this morning and he goes “I drove you last night”\n“You got your dick sucked in the back seat”
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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