Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
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