Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
You said you brought chipotle into a movie and I asked you to marry me and you said yes
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
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