Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
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