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penguin condom
I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
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that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
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Part of me was thinking I should go old school and get a chasity belt before the semester starts. Really lock that shit down. But then I thought, fuck that. I'm going to hit that campus like an f5 whorenado
I literally used, "MY VAGINA IS TOO FANTASTIC FOR HIM TO STAY GAY" as a valid argument for attempting to fuck my gay friend.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
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