I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
So I "accidentally" brought my road beers into church for this wedding
And they fell out of my pocket on the pew. Made quite a noise...safe to say I'm batting a thousand
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
Randomize
