my best friend tried to rape me with a pineapple
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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