who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
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