Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
Im at a party and this guy hitting on me just showed me his 'caution choking hazard' tattoo right above his penis. There goes any chance he had of getting laid tonight.
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
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