Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
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