are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
hey, what are you doing? my roommates are gone for the night... you should come over ;)
nah, i'm gonna grab some food
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
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