Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
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Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
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Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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