do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I just tried to unlock my house with the car remote
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
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You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
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Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
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