so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
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There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
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He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
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