Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
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