Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I found your dream girl. She looked 11 but drove and on her key chain it said "if i am not wasted the day is"
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
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Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
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I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
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