Guess what? I had way too much to drink today. I'm properly wasted. Doing chores and playing video games while drunk. It's the nexus of stupidity and responsibility.
Making my coffee at work this morning let out a jack daniels fark. Turn around and see the quiet guy making his breakfast
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
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sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
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i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
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