Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
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I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
Dude, I checked into a cathedral... I thought it was a joke, until I found a candle and a whole bunch of coins in my purse
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
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I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
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