Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
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We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
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She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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