and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
Girl behind me in line at CVS was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan B soon she might be a mom and that if we couldn't tell she'd be a horrible mom
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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