I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
How does one acquire holy water?
I just typed "I've got a friend" and my phone autocompletes to "that's a dick appointment". What is my life.
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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