i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I almost took home a boy from the bar last night, till i realized he was not speaking drunk, he was from another country and didnt know english. that could have been an awkward morning.
dollar beers will do that to you.
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
There's a homeless man outside the bar. I have a toothbrush and toothpaste in my car. I think i'm going to give them to him. And they said drinking is bad.
You're so thoughtful.
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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