As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
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