I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
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