just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
Tonight's trip to the ER was brought to you by, "fork jousting."
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
Everyone is drunk but me. Fantastic. Everyone is hooking up but me. Awkward.
I had a pitcher of margaritas. Now I'm in a laundry room being a 5th wheel and crying. I made myself a bed out of a pool floatie. I win.
When I say I took advantage of you when you were drunk, I mean that I convinced you to let me paint cute little panda bears on all of your toenails.
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.