Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
I'd love to come and give you a massage, but we already duck taped my keys to the ceiling...
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
My mom's mothers day present consisted of a card, chocolate and the rose bush I threw up in as I was getting in last night. She loved it.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
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