dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
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