i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
if i get killed by an online date, its your job to tell my parents that we met at church
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
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At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
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My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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