Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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