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  What happened last night?

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  You soiled yourself again and told everybody that you'd given birth.

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  of course. lets lasso hookers.

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• (224): View more from Illinois

  It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.

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• (423): View more from Tennessee

  Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.

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• (561): View more from Florida

  I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.

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• (262): View more from Wisconsin

  She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...

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  I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.

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• (623): View more from Arizona

  My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.

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  I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.

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• (425): View more from Washington

  Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal

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  Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.

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• (250): View more from British Columbia

  I wrote "fuck you meg" on my toaster strudel with the icing. I call it "passive aggressive breakfast"

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• (502): View more from Kentucky

  I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley

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  C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill

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