I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
i just broke my key off in the door of my house because the engine wasnt starting
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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