where does the pee come out of this thing
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
some girl just asked me if I was that guy that hooked up with nine girls in one night. officially a local celebrity. gonna try and autograph her boobs.
The fool I made of myself at the Ugly Christmas Sweater party last night was surpassed this morning when I walk of shamed 6 miles at 7am with one mysterious wet leg and no pants on. I think my mom saw me and waved.
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
last night I used snow as a chaser
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
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