she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
Im at a strip club, and the dancer just farted into my face. The bad part about that is I could taste the wings I bought her earlier
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This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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