butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Have you finally orgasmed yet?
awoke with 47 plastic lawn flamingos in my bed and on surrounding floor. explanation?
you said they were your minions of evil that protected you from ferrets.
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
Came home plastered at 8am. Roommate had hot glued all the ashtrays and various items to their surfaces. Couldn't handle it. Went back to the bar.
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
I'm a teacher who's always telling kids about the importance of due diligence, yet I'm eating an avocado out of a coffee filter because I'm too lazy to wash dishes
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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