In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize
