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say what?
wanna hang out?
Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
They had a "who can aim further away from the toilet" contest. I'm now washing piss off my ceiling.
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
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