I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
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You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
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I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
Mom chose Thanksgiving to tell me the reason I am here is because she was too tired to give my dad a BJ and too drunk to make him pull out.
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"
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