Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
Decided to smoke a bowl in my closet while my parents are gone. Just sat in the closet because I couldn't remember how to get out. Started panicking cuz I thought they were gonna show up... Checked my phone. It's been 4 minutes.
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
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